Lucky's jail break

So since everyone likes the crazy events that happened regularly at my farm here is the latest yesterday at noon I was in the house taking a break looking out my French doors and a see a huge brown streak and the corgis trying to do their job. lucky the cow was out and he was in a mood bucking kicking spinning you know just like actual life rodeo bull but he's is a steer and.... not all there lucky was born 6 weeks early and because he was so small couldn't eat mike and I had to help well lucky lived with the baby goats and baby sheep in the barn like I said he was early and kinda well lucky to be alive so my little jersey steer doesn't realize he is not a sheep nor a goat so he's in the drive way doing the popcorn dance as I call it bouncing around with all fours off the ground tossing his head well the corgis were having none of this he needed to be back in his pen and back in his pen NOW corgis are big dogs stuck in little dog bodies and they were going to put this full size cow in his place lucky just thought " hey guys let's run and play "...... he took off across the field in a full run me and corgis trailing behind. Did I mention the gate on the driveway was open YA..... So it was a race to the end of the driveway because my neighbor Ya they are not fond of my lucky so we were off corgis barking me screaming LUCKY NOOOOOOO.  Ya the bone head beat me big surprise right well that bone head looks over his shoulder at me doing the fat girl hustle down the driveway looks both ways I swear and crosses the road thank god it is usually not a busy road and thank god for some green grass that caught his attention I got there just in time to hold him as a dump truck goes by so we cross back over the road and I drag this full size steer up my driveway and it truly is up hill so with some tugging some begging and some cuss words I get him back into his pen as I'm tying the gate I realize it had not been open as the oxygen deprvactions begins to abate I look up to see lucky jump the fence he'd knocked one of the rails off and I hadn't noticed again the corgis do their best to hold him until I can get there but nope he wasn't having that and he was gone back down the driveway by this time all the racket had gotten the other animals attention I have a few goats that get to stay out and eat the lawn not counting the three lambs and the bottle pig that's sleeps on the porch with the lambs I promise theirs a reason that you must know about these guys... so once again I'm doing the fat girl hustle down the driveway across the road and you guessed it into the neighbors yard as I approached the main road I look down only to discover everyone has followed me down the driveway and this includes 3 dogs 2 cats 3 adult goats 3 5 week old lambs and one pig yes I said pig but I had no choice I had to get the blasted steer from hell so he takes off across their field into the trees when I get to him he's attacking this poor tree Like it had insulted his dear sweet mother I'm standing there thinking this damn cow has lost his mind so me and the farm crew try to keep him contained as he attemp's to go on a tree murdering spree he has limbs wrapped around his horns and he bucking and snorting at the poor trees this goes on for maybe 10 minutes I watch because my momma didn't raise a fool you never try to take a bull by the horns when he's on a murdering spree and yes the crew is still standing at attention watching lucky looking like he has lost what little mind he had left finely you can tell he has lost his head of steam and I can walk up to him and take his halter  he walks head down peacefully up the drive way with the entire farm crew in tow with one little fat pig bring up the back note to self always check the pen for other possible escape ports before walking away from the wayward steer and this is a day from my life on the farm of misfit animals